feistyred12

Just felt an overwhelming need to express how i feel about "The Duff" by Kody Keplinger in a series of amazilicious statements
A)Wesley Rush doesn't chase girls but i'm chasing you (hottest thing about Wesley is that he sent this note)
B)Bianca is a cynical tough ass (just like moi)
C)Bianca is aggressive and not afraid to be violent (just like I)
D)Bianca is just like me!
E)Bianca is average looking(i think(and just like this girl)) and she can still land a hot guy!(unrealistic and totally not like me but who gives a damn)
F)Wesley is a total mlut(man-slut) and can still change to be romantic :)
G)Insane friends of Bianca
H)to further that statement, Jessica is a hopeless optimist(blehhhhh) who wants to date an obviously gay guy
I)Casey is a freaking amazon who still manages to think she is Saquatch(bigfoot also applies)
J)Dad of Bianca's hits her(me = mad!) but Wesley protects her
K)the flowers Wesley sends to Bianca to tell her he loves her
L)Wesley thinks Bianca's eye rolling is a turn-on
M)The fact that Wesley's voice makes Bianca 'want to commit suicide'
N)Wesley thinks that is so much of a turn-on that he doesn't seem to comprehend the statement's meaning
O)Wesley's insensitive 'DUFF' theory (not going to tell you the actual theory but duff means Designated Ugly Fat Friend)
P)the fact that Wesley calls Bianca 'Duffy' until she tells him she hates it
Q)Bianca leaving Wesley inspires him to not seem as much of a mlut
R)hate side of my passion = Toby + Bianca (his personality makes me want to puke cuz he has none)
S)Grandma assumes Bianca is one of Wesley's sluts (not nice to assume; i know that now)
T)Kody Keplinger's choices for Bianca and Wesley in a not gonna happen movie are purrrrfect
U)Bianca's mildly slutty faux-relationship with Jessica's bro(scandalous)
V)Couldn't put it down no matter how many times i tried (many peeps weren't happy with me....)
W)Bianca's a democrat! (i like to say i'm independent so......yeh)
X)Bianca is constantly going on impulse (talk about RANDOM KISSES FOR WESLEY!)
Y)Casey et Jessica try to get Bianca to dance even though it is obvious she won't
Z)I have too many statements for the alphabet to express my burning PASSION for this book!